i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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