you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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