Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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