Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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