i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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