Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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