Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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