she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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