Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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