That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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