Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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