Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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