My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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