I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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