singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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