we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Of course I have a pirate flag
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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