She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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