how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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