Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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