The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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