I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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