D3 body, D1 cock
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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