mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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