..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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