youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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