Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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