I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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