i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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