I just pynch a tree in the face
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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