you guys were way drunker than both of me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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