Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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