We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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