she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
soo... how was my night?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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