alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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