I wannas sexs uuuuu
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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