Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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