I'm laying in your front yard are you home
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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