Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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