I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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