So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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