But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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