there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No subtext here. People are naked.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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