I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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