Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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