Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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