Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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