I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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