fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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