At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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