My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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