is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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