You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What did we do last night that was yellow?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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