Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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