is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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