Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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