You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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